Conversation of the day

Or, a vignette into life with a precocious not-yet-three-year-old.

The cast: Dad (30), child (2), Mom (young and beautiful).

The setting: Mom and child are watching grizzly bears fishing on TV.

Dad (to child): “Would you like to go to the grocery store?”

Satanic cherub: “Go away. Stop annoying us. We need our privacy. We need to watch these scary animals.”

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