Or, a vignette into life with a precocious not-yet-three-year-old.
The cast: Dad (30), child (2), Mom (young and beautiful).
The setting: Mom and child are watching grizzly bears fishing on TV.
Dad (to child): “Would you like to go to the grocery store?”
Satanic cherub: “Go away. Stop annoying us. We need our privacy. We need to watch these scary animals.”